I just finished watching the movie Cinderella (2015) with the lovely Lilly James. The following thought dawned on me when I heard the line “The world is filled with magic.” It's true!!Real, actual magic fills reality . When Sir Isaac Newton was hit on the head with an apple and discovered the law of gravity…
Quarantine is strange like a donkey show without a donkey, if you will. Here are 5 things to help you achieve world domination/mental stability. 1)The obvious: binge watch TV shows or a movie series that you haven’t quite gotten through yet or haven’t started. Homeland on Showtime is now half way through their …
Netflix's new #1 show, Love is Blind , is so absurd/popular that even if you have not seen the show you probably are aware of the basic details.However, the backcourtpress assumes nothing so here is a 1 sentence breakdown: Contestants meet through a wall, propose through a wall, go on vacation for 5 days together, move into…
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Rachel McAdams is a lucky woman who has swapped spit with the best of em! She has been on two of the most transcendent bicycle rides in cinematic history and I for one, do not think that is exageration. Which one did she enjoy more? We have a real Sophie's choice on our blood stained…
Were you attracted to your grandma? Of course you were, you sick fuck. But it’s okay now sit down and let me tell you a story Jump in my time machine and picture this: You can barely walk. You’re 2 years old. This is your first memory. You can’t…
By Kevbrochill Do kids these days know what the word “humble” means??? Yes, I used the term “kids these days,” but as a now officially late-20s guy (I’m 28), I think I have the right to use the term “kids these days.” It was probably close to ten years ago where I started noticing that…
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For the first time since 2006, the NBA's Larry O'brien trophy is single,ready to mingle and has little to no idea who will be kissing her goodnight at seasons end. Hell,Even the wide open season of 06 was an anomaly. Picture a life long monogamist being blind sided by their spouse's Ashley Madison account…
“Only The Brave”: A Reflective Review By: Dusty Lacroix Hey gang, I’m a guest writer here at the ‘ol Press. Me and the head honcho met swinging tools and being tools in the great state of Texas, and he thought I could, well, shed some light on some different things. Here’s one of ‘em: I…
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Rafa Nadal just won his 19th grand slam. He is only one behind all time leader Roger Federer, the wild rabbit he has been chasing his whole career. But as Elmer Fudd will attest to, being close to a wabbit does not guarantee a wabbit stew supper.Winner takes all, quite literally. Case Keenum just…
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
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