The windows to Rico’s soul meticulously scrutinize the unfathomable distance between where he sits and what he wants. A potent cortisol cocktail leaks directly from mind to pupils as the plight deep in Rico’s soul storms his pensive glare.The lost Uncle’s twin abyssal oceans of sadness that the tempest of time rendered tumultuous demanded the man's undivided attention despite not even asking for any of the boy’s.
This reminds me of Bernie’s secret engagement, as He is a man who shares everything or nothing.
Not a prediction, but a solution.Not a column, but a Manifesto.
Ted has had a rough couple of months. He's a recently divorced father of 3 who is staring his 50th birthday right in the face and doesn't like what he sees. Since the divorce, Ted has stopped taking care of himself. He has let himself go and lacks the enthusiasm to shave or eat anything…
By Kevbrochill Do kids these days know what the word “humble” means??? Yes, I used the term “kids these days,” but as a now officially late-20s guy (I’m 28), I think I have the right to use the term “kids these days.” It was probably close to ten years ago where I started noticing that…
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Rafa Nadal just won his 19th grand slam. He is only one behind all time leader Roger Federer, the wild rabbit he has been chasing his whole career. But as Elmer Fudd will attest to, being close to a wabbit does not guarantee a wabbit stew supper.Winner takes all, quite literally. Case Keenum just…
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
Bernie's Beats Here I sit, watching planet earth in my lake house on a sultry late summer sunday evening. No girls will talk to me, including my mother. So I watch Scientists throw out a large black rubber doll that looks like a seal and drag it behind a boat.…
"I wish I had 2 girlfriends like Lou Williams!" Man I love that song. I was actually listening to it last sunday as I was tossing some shuffle boards through some salt. Sweet, sweet Lou. The sixth man position is the second most fascinating in sports after the hallowed,mysterious middle reliever. You don't care. I…
We have stumbled upon a recording of an exclusive group of Warriors eating dinner the night before Game 5 in Toronto. We have decided to leak it because we’re not that great of people and we are really tired of the Warriors. Sue us! We don’t have shit! The following transcript could not be more…
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