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Down & Out Man GETS UP!thanks to ESPN
Ted has had a rough couple of months. He's a recently divorced father of 3 who is staring his 50th birthday right in the face and doesn't like what he sees. Since the divorce, Ted has stopped taking care of himself. He has let himself go and lacks the enthusiasm to shave or eat anything…
What Cinderella Taught ME!
I just finished watching the movie Cinderella (2015) with the lovely Lilly James. The following thought dawned on me when I heard the line “The world is filled with magic.” It's true!!Real, actual magic fills reality . When Sir Isaac Newton was hit on the head with an apple and discovered the law of gravity…
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Rachel’s Favorite Ride
Rachel McAdams is a lucky woman who has swapped spit with the best of em! She has been on two of the most transcendent bicycle rides in cinematic history and I for one, do not think that is exageration. Which one did she enjoy more? We have a real Sophie's choice on our blood stained…
Lebron vs Dictionary: What does #humble even mean?
By Kevbrochill Do kids these days know what the word “humble” means??? Yes, I used the term “kids these days,” but as a now officially late-20s guy (I’m 28), I think I have the right to use the term “kids these days.” It was probably close to ten years ago where I started noticing that…
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We’re all chasing something
Rafa Nadal just won his 19th grand slam. He is only one behind all time leader Roger Federer, the wild rabbit he has been chasing his whole career. But as Elmer Fudd will attest to, being close to a wabbit does not guarantee a wabbit stew supper.Winner takes all, quite literally. Case Keenum just…
Dear Dan,a postcard from the future
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
Jon Gruden’s Sharknado
Bernie's Beats Here I sit, watching planet earth in my lake house on a sultry late summer sunday evening. No girls will talk to me, including my mother. So I watch Scientists throw out a large black rubber doll that looks like a seal and drag it behind a boat.…
Paul George and Doc Rivers have beef; Kawhy the board man chose tension over stability
"I wish I had 2 girlfriends like Lou Williams!" Man I love that song. I was actually listening to it last sunday as I was tossing some shuffle boards through some salt. Sweet, sweet Lou. The sixth man position is the second most fascinating in sports after the hallowed,mysterious middle reliever. You don't care. I…
Warriors Team Dinner; the last supper?
We have stumbled upon a recording of an exclusive group of Warriors eating dinner the night before Game 5 in Toronto. We have decided to leak it because we’re not that great of people and we are really tired of the Warriors. Sue us! We don’t have shit! The following transcript could not be more…
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