This reminds me of Bernie’s secret engagement, as He is a man who shares everything or nothing.
Tag: nfl
Dear Dan,a postcard from the future
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
Jon Gruden’s Sharknado
Bernie's Beats Here I sit, watching planet earth in my lake house on a sultry late summer sunday evening. No girls will talk to me, including my mother. So I watch Scientists throw out a large black rubber doll that looks like a seal and drag it behind a boat.…
Jon Gruden: The Divorce Doctor
Bernies Beats: Divorce and Departure from Oakland or a Coarse Rapture? It's a Revelation! Dust off your favorite leather bound bible, and turn to the book of Gruden. There you will find stories telling us that his resurrection as NFL coach has gone through a rough "genesis" if you will. Twitter has…
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