"I wish I had 2 girlfriends like Lou Williams!" Man I love that song. I was actually listening to it last sunday as I was tossing some shuffle boards through some salt. Sweet, sweet Lou. The sixth man position is the second most fascinating in sports after the hallowed,mysterious middle reliever. You don't care. I…
Tag: humor
Warriors Team Dinner; the last supper?
We have stumbled upon a recording of an exclusive group of Warriors eating dinner the night before Game 5 in Toronto. We have decided to leak it because we’re not that great of people and we are really tired of the Warriors. Sue us! We don’t have shit! The following transcript could not be more…
Adult Snow-day
Think back to the feeling of being 12 years old. You wake up dreading school, smelling like if mildew could sweat with a painful surprise under the covers. You slowly drag yourself out of bed and are walking towards the mirror to check for pimples when you realize it’s 8:30 and there’s snow on the ground.…
Manifest Destiny
I awake in the back of my van at a rest stop near Knoxville, Tennessee. It's early in the morning, I'm confused,musty and groggy. How the hell did I get here? Where are my pants? Slowly it comes back to me, ohhhhh yeah I'm driving across the country for some odd reason. That's the…




