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What Cinderella Taught ME!
I just finished watching the movie Cinderella (2015) with the lovely Lilly James. The following thought dawned on me when I heard the line “The world is filled with magic.” It's true!!Real, actual magic fills reality . When Sir Isaac Newton was hit on the head with an apple and discovered the law of gravity…
Love is blind/Cameron is a Robot
Netflix's new #1 show, Love is Blind , is so absurd/popular that even if you have not seen the show you probably are aware of the basic details.However, the backcourtpress assumes nothing so here is a 1 sentence breakdown: Contestants meet through a wall, propose through a wall, go on vacation for 5 days together, move into…
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Rachel’s Favorite Ride
Rachel McAdams is a lucky woman who has swapped spit with the best of em! She has been on two of the most transcendent bicycle rides in cinematic history and I for one, do not think that is exageration. Which one did she enjoy more? We have a real Sophie's choice on our blood stained…
Paul George and Doc Rivers have beef; Kawhy the board man chose tension over stability
"I wish I had 2 girlfriends like Lou Williams!" Man I love that song. I was actually listening to it last sunday as I was tossing some shuffle boards through some salt. Sweet, sweet Lou. The sixth man position is the second most fascinating in sports after the hallowed,mysterious middle reliever. You don't care. I…
Warriors Team Dinner; the last supper?
We have stumbled upon a recording of an exclusive group of Warriors eating dinner the night before Game 5 in Toronto. We have decided to leak it because we’re not that great of people and we are really tired of the Warriors. Sue us! We don’t have shit! The following transcript could not be more…
Manifest Destiny
I awake in the back of my van at a rest stop near Knoxville, Tennessee. It's early in the morning, I'm confused,musty and groggy. How the hell did I get here? Where are my pants? Slowly it comes back to me, ohhhhh yeah I'm driving across the country for some odd reason. That's the…
Hollywood Hoops: Volume 1
Welcome to Hollywood hoops! Basically this is where I inform you about "actual" pick-up basketball games that "happened" in the magical land of Hollywood. Think of me as Jared from Hey Arnold spinning yarns at the lunch table. First matchup is a game I was lucky enough to watch take place just last week…
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