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What Cinderella Taught ME!
I just finished watching the movie Cinderella (2015) with the lovely Lilly James. The following thought dawned on me when I heard the line “The world is filled with magic.” It's true!!Real, actual magic fills reality . When Sir Isaac Newton was hit on the head with an apple and discovered the law of gravity…
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Rachel’s Favorite Ride
Rachel McAdams is a lucky woman who has swapped spit with the best of em! She has been on two of the most transcendent bicycle rides in cinematic history and I for one, do not think that is exageration. Which one did she enjoy more? We have a real Sophie's choice on our blood stained…
Lebron vs Dictionary: What does #humble even mean?
By Kevbrochill Do kids these days know what the word “humble” means??? Yes, I used the term “kids these days,” but as a now officially late-20s guy (I’m 28), I think I have the right to use the term “kids these days.” It was probably close to ten years ago where I started noticing that…
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Dear Dan,a postcard from the future
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
Jon Gruden’s Sharknado
Bernie's Beats Here I sit, watching planet earth in my lake house on a sultry late summer sunday evening. No girls will talk to me, including my mother. So I watch Scientists throw out a large black rubber doll that looks like a seal and drag it behind a boat.…
Jon Gruden: The Divorce Doctor
Bernies Beats: Divorce and Departure from Oakland or a Coarse Rapture? It's a Revelation! Dust off your favorite leather bound bible, and turn to the book of Gruden. There you will find stories telling us that his resurrection as NFL coach has gone through a rough "genesis" if you will. Twitter has…
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