The windows to Rico’s soul meticulously scrutinize the unfathomable distance between where he sits and what he wants. A potent cortisol cocktail leaks directly from mind to pupils as the plight deep in Rico’s soul storms his pensive glare.The lost Uncle’s twin abyssal oceans of sadness that the tempest of time rendered tumultuous demanded the man's undivided attention despite not even asking for any of the boy’s.
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FF rundown 23
This reminds me of Bernie’s secret engagement, as He is a man who shares everything or nothing.
Crystal Ball of College Football
Not a prediction, but a solution.Not a column, but a Manifesto.
We’re all chasing something
Rafa Nadal just won his 19th grand slam. He is only one behind all time leader Roger Federer, the wild rabbit he has been chasing his whole career. But as Elmer Fudd will attest to, being close to a wabbit does not guarantee a wabbit stew supper.Winner takes all, quite literally. Case Keenum just…
Dear Dan,a postcard from the future
It’s 2070 and I’m the last man alive named Richard. Even at an old home the “hey dick” jokes are still coming at my rapidly deteriorating brain. I just did a virtual crossword puzzle and had sex with a robot leaving me nostalgic, confused and pining for the smell of perfume and number two…
Jon Gruden’s Sharknado
Bernie's Beats Here I sit, watching planet earth in my lake house on a sultry late summer sunday evening. No girls will talk to me, including my mother. So I watch Scientists throw out a large black rubber doll that looks like a seal and drag it behind a boat.…
Jon Gruden: The Divorce Doctor
Bernies Beats: Divorce and Departure from Oakland or a Coarse Rapture? It's a Revelation! Dust off your favorite leather bound bible, and turn to the book of Gruden. There you will find stories telling us that his resurrection as NFL coach has gone through a rough "genesis" if you will. Twitter has…







