Here's the video Yes, the rumors are true. I was indeed shot this weekend.Let me try to explain the thought process behind this series of unfortunate events, welcome to the mind of someone with serious #issues. So I wake up on my friends couch on Saturday morning after a fairly raucous…
I'm not one for introduction paragraphs so lets get this thing rolling harder than a fourteen year old at Bonaroo.I was supposed to audition for Barstool Sport's "Barstool Idol" today but they called me to let me know it was postponed.I told them I was already on the train and office manager Brett squeaked "Um…
As many media sources reported, Matthew McConaughey was in D.C. for a charity benefit this weekend. Being the ultimate human being he is obviously a Redskins fan. He delivered a fiery speech to the Redskins players before their victory of the Eagles on Sunday. I imagine his speech went something like this. "Alright, Alright, Alright. We are…
Continue reading ➞ Transcript of Matthew McConaughey’s pregame speech
Circa 2015 Short story short: I applied to be Bill Simmons summer intern for his new website. Basically the qualifications were like having stuff published, working in an office like environment before yata yata yata. If you know me, you know that's not how this dog barks. I work outside, blue collar. I sleep…
Continue reading ➞ My Underqualified Application Cover Letter to be Bill Simmon’s summer intern
Something magical happened on tuesday march 22nd, 2016 at the hallowed Richmond Diamond. It was a fertile seventy degree evening complete with a smooth spring breeze and a moon full enough to give Neil Armstrong flashbacks.Ecstasy filled the air as the Lancers of Longwood stormed the diamond in preparation of battling the Rams of VCU.…
Continue reading ➞ Recap of Colton Konvicka’s erotic night on the Diamond
Babtunde Aiyegbusi is a pure bred oxen fit to lead a family of 12 down the Oregon Trail. Babtunde, who goes by the nickname "Milk Baby" is a 6-9, 425 Polish human buffet trying out his luck at left tackle with the Vikings. He was kind enough to sit down with me for…
Continue reading ➞ Babatunde Aiyegbusi: Gods gift to Poland, and Polands gift to the NFL
Circa spring 2013 "The Office" is one of the all time shows and the Redskins are my all-time favorite football team. One of the two has been great in the last twenty years and the other has been as enjoyable as a PR meeting with Toby Flenderson. However, the similarities between the Redskins and…
Dear Belmont Pizza, first of all I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my hear. My name is Ed, My friends call me Edward, and I have lived in the Fan District of Richmond, Virginia for the better part of 60 years. I did leave for a few years to…
"Jeeeellllly GIll!!!!!" This is a phrase I have heard at least 10 times a day since I moved in with Charley Meyer (goes by chuck, former slot wide receiver at Va Tech/currently dating a 47 year old mother of 2.) He just kinda says it for no reason. I'm coming home from work, I'm getting…
Think of Back Court Press as a buffet of literary theory, and these are your loyal lunch ladies serving up sloppy joes, I mean hot dishes of savory insight into sports,western civilization and beyond! Kevin Gill-Hello readers, Kevin “Jack Kerouac” Gill coming to you from Richmond’s esteemed Fan District. I’m here to bring you my…
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