So please Take what's left of this heart and use Please use only what you really need You know I only have so little So please Mend your broken heart and leave I know it's not your style I can tell by the way that you move It's real, real soon But I'm on your…
Ain't blankets great?Go to a baseball game on a chilly October night in Baltimore and you can barely enjoy the crack of Adam Jones bat as he smacks another triple down the third base line because you are so cold, you are so cold that you are shaking BUT then you go on a hunt…
It is dark in this place and wet. Well not wet but moist, moist as a sweaty belly button on a hot summer day at the pool, or perhaps even the beach, you know, whatever you like. Anyway this place, which is like a sweaty belly button, holds a very special place in my…
I awake in the back of my van at a rest stop near Knoxville, Tennessee. It's early in the morning, I'm confused,musty and groggy. How the hell did I get here? Where are my pants? Slowly it comes back to me, ohhhhh yeah I'm driving across the country for some odd reason. That's the…
Welcome to Jay Cutler's Miami,help yourself to a complimentary Mai Tai. If there are two things I love in this life it's the ocean and people like Jay Cutler.And wouldn't ya know it, the fates have aligned and they are merging.The sensation I felt as I read the headline "Dolphins interested in…
Editors Note: LOD is one of the BCP's most polarizing treasures.He is the chocolate fondu at the end of our savory literary buffet line.Forever marching to the beat of his own drummer, LOD ditched the traditional school backpack and instead opted to use a briefcase to carry his books at the young age of…
Bernie's Beats:The 2017 Draft-Stop Picking your Boogers Daniel! The NFL, much like the underground nymphomaniac community, has completely transformed over the past decade. Modern defenses require safeties and linebackers who are able to cover routes while offenses have created plays that require the QB to get the ball out of his hands within 2 seconds…
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2016 Dear Mother, New York winters are cold and dreary, they remind me of summer in Latvia. I miss your warm cups of drool and bed time stories. I am in very dark place, although they never turn the lights off here. I like our new coach, but no one seems to…
By: Miller Golliday If you’re not committed to reading this for about 3-5 minutes, then stop reading now. But, if you can commit a few extra minutes of your day you are in for a treat worthy of October 31st…..In the world of golf, fans are always searching for who will be the next…
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Pilot- This is your Captain Speaking. We are Flying into History Should the playoffs include more than four teams? Why don’t we get rid of all the bowl games and have a bracket like basketball? We all hear the same arguments and horrible ideas of how college football postseason should be played each…
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