Bernie's Beats:The 2017 Draft-Stop Picking your Boogers Daniel! The NFL, much like the underground nymphomaniac community, has completely transformed over the past decade. Modern defenses require safeties and linebackers who are able to cover routes while offenses have created plays that require the QB to get the ball out of his hands within 2 seconds…
Continue reading ➞ Bernie’s Beats: Spring Cleaning, it’s draft time!
2016 Dear Mother, New York winters are cold and dreary, they remind me of summer in Latvia. I miss your warm cups of drool and bed time stories. I am in very dark place, although they never turn the lights off here. I like our new coach, but no one seems to…
By: Miller Golliday If you’re not committed to reading this for about 3-5 minutes, then stop reading now. But, if you can commit a few extra minutes of your day you are in for a treat worthy of October 31st…..In the world of golf, fans are always searching for who will be the next…
Continue reading ➞ Miller’s Lite: Smylie Kaufman took my woman!
Welcome to Hollywood hoops! Basically this is where I inform you about "actual" pick-up basketball games that "happened" in the magical land of Hollywood. Think of me as Jared from Hey Arnold spinning yarns at the lunch table. First matchup is a game I was lucky enough to watch take place just last week…
Pilot- This is your Captain Speaking. We are Flying into History Should the playoffs include more than four teams? Why don’t we get rid of all the bowl games and have a bracket like basketball? We all hear the same arguments and horrible ideas of how college football postseason should be played each…
Continue reading ➞ Bernie’s Beats:Solving College Football’s B1G Problem
Here's the video Yes, the rumors are true. I was indeed shot this weekend.Let me try to explain the thought process behind this series of unfortunate events, welcome to the mind of someone with serious #issues. So I wake up on my friends couch on Saturday morning after a fairly raucous…
I'm not one for introduction paragraphs so lets get this thing rolling harder than a fourteen year old at Bonaroo.I was supposed to audition for Barstool Sport's "Barstool Idol" today but they called me to let me know it was postponed.I told them I was already on the train and office manager Brett squeaked "Um…
As many media sources reported, Matthew McConaughey was in D.C. for a charity benefit this weekend. Being the ultimate human being he is obviously a Redskins fan. He delivered a fiery speech to the Redskins players before their victory of the Eagles on Sunday. I imagine his speech went something like this. "Alright, Alright, Alright. We are…
Continue reading ➞ Transcript of Matthew McConaughey’s pregame speech
Circa 2015 Short story short: I applied to be Bill Simmons summer intern for his new website. Basically the qualifications were like having stuff published, working in an office like environment before yata yata yata. If you know me, you know that's not how this dog barks. I work outside, blue collar. I sleep…
Continue reading ➞ My Underqualified Application Cover Letter to be Bill Simmon’s summer intern
Something magical happened on tuesday march 22nd, 2016 at the hallowed Richmond Diamond. It was a fertile seventy degree evening complete with a smooth spring breeze and a moon full enough to give Neil Armstrong flashbacks.Ecstasy filled the air as the Lancers of Longwood stormed the diamond in preparation of battling the Rams of VCU.…
Continue reading ➞ Recap of Colton Konvicka’s erotic night on the Diamond
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