Bernie’s Beats: Spring Cleaning, it’s draft time!

  Bernie's Beats:The 2017 Draft-Stop Picking your Boogers Daniel! The NFL, much like the underground nymphomaniac community, has completely transformed over the past decade. Modern defenses  require safeties and linebackers who are able to cover routes while offenses have created plays that require the QB to get the ball out of his hands within 2 seconds…

Miller’s Lite: Smylie Kaufman took my woman!

By: Miller Golliday   If you’re not committed to reading this for about 3-5 minutes, then stop reading now. But, if you can commit a few extra minutes of your day you are in for a treat worthy of October 31st…..In the world of golf, fans are always searching for who will be the next…

Bernie’s Beats:Solving College Football’s B1G Problem

Pilot- This is your Captain Speaking. We are Flying into History     Should the playoffs include more than four teams? Why don’t we get rid of all the bowl games and have a bracket like basketball? We all hear the same arguments and horrible ideas of how college football postseason should be played each…

Transcript of Matthew McConaughey’s pregame speech

As many media sources reported, Matthew McConaughey was in D.C. for a charity benefit this weekend. Being the ultimate human being he is obviously a Redskins fan. He delivered a fiery speech to the Redskins players before their victory of the Eagles on Sunday. I imagine his speech went something like this. "Alright, Alright, Alright. We are…

My Underqualified Application Cover Letter to be Bill Simmon’s summer intern

  Circa 2015 Short story short: I applied to be Bill Simmons summer intern for his new website. Basically the qualifications were like having stuff published, working in an office like environment before yata yata yata. If you know me, you know that's not how this dog barks. I work outside, blue collar. I sleep…

Recap of Colton Konvicka’s erotic night on the Diamond

Something magical happened on tuesday march 22nd, 2016 at the hallowed Richmond Diamond. It was a fertile seventy degree evening complete with a smooth spring breeze and a moon full enough to give Neil Armstrong flashbacks.Ecstasy filled the air as the Lancers of Longwood stormed the diamond in preparation of battling the Rams of VCU.…