Welcome to the 2018 fantasy football season. I know no one on this Earth besides the people in the league and possibly Colton's mom will find this remotely interesting so if you somehow stumble upon this article I apologize! P.S. we can't let Caleb win again, we just can't! Well boys, there's…
So please Take what's left of this heart and use Please use only what you really need You know I only have so little So please Mend your broken heart and leave I know it's not your style I can tell by the way that you move It's real, real soon But I'm on your…
Ain't blankets great?Go to a baseball game on a chilly October night in Baltimore and you can barely enjoy the crack of Adam Jones bat as he smacks another triple down the third base line because you are so cold, you are so cold that you are shaking BUT then you go on a hunt…
It is dark in this place and wet. Well not wet but moist, moist as a sweaty belly button on a hot summer day at the pool, or perhaps even the beach, you know, whatever you like. Anyway this place, which is like a sweaty belly button, holds a very special place in my…
Hello and welcome to the Youtube Comments Hall of Fame!I'll be your dot com tour guide as we dive into the comments of one special Youtube video each weekish.The honesty and absurdity of the Youtube comment sections is one of the last true wonders the internet has to offer. For our maiden voyage,…
Continue reading ➞ Youtube Comments HOF vol.1: “Anything but Mine”
I awake in the back of my van at a rest stop near Knoxville, Tennessee. It's early in the morning, I'm confused,musty and groggy. How the hell did I get here? Where are my pants? Slowly it comes back to me, ohhhhh yeah I'm driving across the country for some odd reason. That's the…
Efficient Communication vs Effective Conversation Buckle up sweetheart,we’re getting on the freeway.Time for daddy to ask the big questions.How long could we go, as a society, without social media/looking at a screen? The answer is not long enough.Call me an idealist if you must, but I yearn for the days when every girl didn't want…
Continue reading ➞ Bernies Beats:Cell Phones Have Ruined Sports
Welcome to Jay Cutler's Miami,help yourself to a complimentary Mai Tai. If there are two things I love in this life it's the ocean and people like Jay Cutler.And wouldn't ya know it, the fates have aligned and they are merging.The sensation I felt as I read the headline "Dolphins interested in…
Editors Note: LOD is one of the BCP's most polarizing treasures.He is the chocolate fondu at the end of our savory literary buffet line.Forever marching to the beat of his own drummer, LOD ditched the traditional school backpack and instead opted to use a briefcase to carry his books at the young age of…
I yearn for the days when voicemails filled answering machines like corn filling a silo.Leave a message after the beep, you say? Don't mind if I do, robot voice lady!I love in movies when people walk into their kitchen, hit play on that magical answering machine, pop open a beer and listen to their messages…
Continue reading ➞ Leave a message at the beep:An Ode to Voicemails
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