Let’s pop the top on our 2005 time capsule! No treat is closer to my heart than the visionary 05 Burger King commercial that changed our planet forever. The fever dream in question centers around: a peaking on ecstasy Darius Rucker,processed chicken and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders (a trio many still revere as the true holy trinity). These esteemed yet affordable/available stars of the show proceed to blend art, erotica and fast food seamlessly into a delectably digestible cosmic treat of orgasmic proportions.
We watched from our couches as Darius’s sixty second tour de force left us salivating, shaking violently, crying and holding one another, all the while questioning the meaning of life (This commercial belongs in the library of congress!I digress). THIS.IS. the ad that led to Darius’s immensely successful second act as a Cowboy , absurdist advertising becoming mainstream,the Iraq war and an undocumented number of diabetes cases. BEHOLD what the most wondrous philosophers on the World Wide Web have to offer about the commercial that shook the civilized world and everyone in it to their very core…
Ask the guy you buy the rest of your seeds from, Esxca! “ lol” indeed..Howdy, neighbor!!! Now start treading sauce or we will all drown in our own indulgence.. Some say sub-diaper-baby was ahead of her time. I would love to learn more about Asian cowgirls in history…I digress“This guy’s little dreamland” is my home! Yes, we sure do have great cardiologists whom also grow on trees , dress in western garb and use edible medical instruments. Nothing better than eating the camera after a colonoscopy!Andrew is one of those rare people who can be picky without being pretentious..A Renaissance man if you will…Those edited versions were a direct insult to our intelligence. Talk to you soon,Those gosh darn prudish, television puritans ruin everything…pass the robitussin!!!Take it all in, take it all in and then go sit in the corner and think!Teaches us more than sex ed ever could….I like to think this commercial will be where I wake up every night when I go to sleep..XD HAHAHA indeedKinda?!?!?!
Why must we treat each other this way?!?!I like to think this guy put in a massive amount of time into making this list. Constantly reordering it like Bill Simmons with NBA rankings “ I do love his purple velour suit but is #3 TOO HIGH?!” #VIDAJason Andean saw this commercial and was like “I wanna do that BROTHER!!!!!like tattooooos on this townnnnnnn”I looked at the cowboys crotch for way too long and didn’t see any subliminal pieces OF ANYTHING!Through my deep research I learned he is referring to a Dallas cheerleader by her first name…must be a big fan…or family..or should be institutionalized….COOOOOMMMEEE AND GET HIM!
Off my rocker, but still soaking up rays on the front porch.Bronze the body, bronze the soul.Lover of bad movies,hungry fish and strange jokes.Can't do algebra or grow a beard to save my life but I did go to happy hour with Nick Cage once (still recovering).Larry David and Bill Walton Raised me, but my mother was the one giving the spankings!
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Jellyford, you really got your finger on the hidden pulse of America. Like a modern day Thompson.
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Jellyford, you really got your finger on the hidden pulse of America. Like a modern day Thompson.
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