Paul George and Doc Rivers have beef; Kawhy the board man chose tension over stability

“I wish I had 2 girlfriends like Lou Williams!” Man I love that song. I was actually listening to it last sunday as I was tossing some shuffle boards through some salt. Sweet, sweet Lou. The sixth man position is the second most fascinating in sports after the hallowed,mysterious middle reliever. You don’t care. I digress.

So some how no one is really spreading this around like the highly contagious internet chicken pox it is and I’m feeling sleazy so here it is: Apparently Paul George cheated on his new coach Doc River’s daughter with a stripper years ago and things got MESSY.

Might as well have been in a past life right? All parties have moved on to “greener” pastures

But hell hath no fury like an angry 7 foot father whose daughter has been wronged!!!

But then again it’s LA, anything goes..

Did Kawhi know about this? I think it may have been the deciding factor in bringing him to the clippers. As the past few years have shown us, he loves tension everywhere: In his personal and professional life, in his thigh and now in his new hand picked locker room.

I mean he’s the only living person to still have corn rows. There’s only one explanation for this: he needs tension on his scalp to keep him hungry!Kind of like Roger Clemens with icy hot on his jockstrap.He is the modern Sampson.Some say the corn rowed one even wears New Balances because they can handle heavy,heavy tension.

The man has a soul deep yearning for all kind of tension; Sexual, creative and even family.It turns him on.He craves it like Uncle Dennis craves crab macaroni and cheese. Can’t live without it. He had it made in the shade with pink lemonade in San Antonio. Years of winning on the horizon, unlimited pop corn shrimp for life from Applebee’s on the famed river walk, but there just wasn’t enough tension to satisfy the board man.As the Democratic primaries, Doc Rivers and thousands of homeless folks will tell you: In La, theres plenty of tension to go around  😉