Youtube Comments HOF vol.1: “Anything but Mine”

Hello and welcome to the Youtube Comments Hall of Fame!I’ll be your dot com tour guide as we dive into the comments of one special Youtube video each weekish.The honesty and absurdity of the Youtube comment sections is one of the last true wonders the internet has to offer.

    For our maiden voyage, we have Kenny Chesney’s classic “Anything But Mine” music video. The classic melancholy song is about summer lovers and the video features said lovers frolicking on the boardwalk and Kenny sporting an electric Puka shell necklace(what a trend that was!). These are all real comments.Behold the finest commentary these internet scholars have to offer:

Michael Shoquist 1 year ago- “Cheers to the women we’ve loved and lost” 

Cheers, Indeed. We’re warming up!

Hansonfam1 1 year ago- “Even though I had some lost loves I loved the woman I loved the most! I lost her once but got her back.I love you Jillian. 

Wow, does Jillian have any sistas? Still heating up.

Alaine Cherry–1 year ago “This song brings back the best summer love I ever had! We’ve been married for 25 years now and he’s my best friend and I love him so much! Oh, the memories are priceless!!!”

Priceless indeed, Alaine. The oven is preheated lets start cooking!

VisceralVillain 2 years ago- “Listening to this now at 44 remembering when I was 16…and the whole world just at my feet. Damn, I want those years back!!Now..just don’t have as much to lose.Where did it all go?Did I let it all go??My fucking life,man.” 

Woah, man. This dude sounds like he’s just waiting for the sweet embrace of death.It’s getting dark in here, don’t be afraid to use a nightlight VisceralVillan!

RickLindholm 3 years ago “After 23 years my cali surfer girl and me reconnected.Timing wasnt right but things are looking really good so far”  

 This is confusing, yet arousing.I hope the two of them worked it out and are nude tandem surfing under a full moon as I type this. #theheartneverforgets

CoventryR1 1 year ago-“Never happened to me.Alone forever” 

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

Chris Fleming 1 year ago- “reminds me of my highschool love. I’ll NEVER love anyone like her again” 

 Not to worry Chris. Like Kidney stones, love is more likely to find you after you turn 70.

AmberCharles 10 months ago- “This takes me back to last summer in Daytona…that boy was wonderful.I hope we meet again one day.” 

Amber?!?! Amber is that you?!?!?!I never stopped loving you! #Daytonaforever

K-Will 1 year ago- “reminds me of the guy I lovedin high school never got over him and he liked my friend Love you always Dave Palmer” 

We all have a Dave Palmer and mine is Brady Quinn.

RobertBenson 2 years ago- “I love this song. Originally from Cleveland,Ohio I vacationed in Myrtle Beach each summer until I was 19 years old. The last time I was there was in 1989 and I had a time quite like this…and many more of those teen romances..ohh the girls.Used to go to the Magic Attic.Nice memory.” 

The things I would do to go to the Magic Attic with a young Robert Benson.Sigh. Time you cruel bastard!

and the winning thread is..

Tim A 1 year ago- “Man does this song bring back some fond memories of me and a lady friend..to bad only lasted couple of weeks till you departed”  

Kdnov replied-“least you werent friendzoned”

Tim A replied “@adnov12 would of rather been friend zoned and kept her then the making love and her leaving”

Wow, Youtube comments asking the hard questions of life. Would you rather be friendzoned or make love only to be left leaving sad youtube comments years later? See you all next week, If I can handle another emotional roller coaster!